Butter Fingers

Butter Fingers

I put butter on my bread,

I put butter on my biscuit,

I put butter on my toast,

because that's the way I fix it.

I put butter on my scone,

I put butter on my muffin.

Is anything better than butter?

Oh no, there ain't nothin'!

I put butter on my bagel,

I put butter on my pancakes.

To make anything better,

a little butter's all it takes.

The stick butter I only spread,

The bottled butter I never squirt.

Oh, there's butter on my finger.

*CHOMP*CRUNCH* Ouch that hurt!