Saturday, July 9, 2011



You can use a small dry fly,
on a number two hook.
With good casting,
you can hit any hole in the brook.

A shiny new lure,
works great in a pond.
Of the red stripey ones,
I am rather fond.

Use a grasshopper,
when you're out on the lake.
If you're scared of a live one,
use one that's fake.

For deep sea fishing,
you use something called chum.
If you don't catch anything,
do not eat some.

A friend once claimed,
good luck with some Limburger cheese.
All I could say to that was,
"Oh for give me a please!"

But I have found,
all fish love to swaller,
a great big, fat and juicy-
night crawler!

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