I walked past the sorcery shop today. The mystic was outside and she said, "Are you going to the psychic fair this weekend?" I said, "I don't know. You tell me."
I was nauseous, had a fever, body aches and was fatigued. I feel better now though. I went to the rifle range and had my flu shot.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
If you want a nice sarcophagus, you have to urn it.
With all these medicine commercials everywhere, I feel like I'm in Adville!
I'm not playing records anymore. And that's vinyl.
I was looking for land in a real estate book. I found lots.
I asked my dad if he'd take me to the horse races. He said, "You bet!"
They were passing out bodies at the morgue. It was a dead give away.
I bought a portrait of George Washington. It was just a buck.
Can you wake up on the wrong side... of a round bed?
Police search empty murder scene. There was no body there.
There's a typhoon predicted. It's the wave of the future.
I'm drinking pop cause I'm soda thirsty.
When it comes to passing a drug test- I'm a whiz.
I'm studying classical music. I think I've got a Handel on it.
My friend has a successful rock quarry but he never takes it for granite.
I was ignorant. I just didn't know it.
I spilled coffee on my computer. It was a java update.