It's Dangerous To...
Everyone knows,
it's dangerous to...
run with scissors,
but it's also true...
Not to dance,
with a toothbrush in your mouth.
Or chase geese,
when they are migrating south.
Do not jog,
on gravel without your shoes.
Or ride bikes,
in church on the backs of pews.
Do not fish,
in a rickety old boat.
Or tease a,
fat, grumpy, old billy goat.
Do not climb,
a tree with rotten branches.
Or play tag,
in barns on run down ranches.
No, don't do these,
not a single one.
Unless of course,
you want to have fun!
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