I've got a frog in my throat,
and the cat's got my tongue.
There's bats in my belfry,
and I'm still so young!
I'm quiet as a mouse,
even though I want to monkey around.
But I'm too busy scratchin' fleas,
like an old blue tick hound!
I have a charlie horse in my leg,
and in my hair, a cow-lick.
There's butterflies in my belly,
and I think I'm gonna be sick!
There's a bee in my bonnet,
and my ducky-pond is just full of quackers.
I'm feeling kind of crabby.
Oh, why did I eat all those animal crackers!?