Trouble Brewing
Simmer four cups
of sneaking around.
Add some spying,
about one pound.
Get three sharp sticks,
and seven heavy rocks.
Mix them in with six pairs
of dirty socks.
Add one box of tacks,
and five rubber bands.
Stir in some firecrackers,
you'll need ten strands.
Hard to get,
but lots of fun,
are rotten eggs.
Add at least one.
A slingshot
enhances the flavor,
and super glue
is like a spice to savor!
Stir over medium heat,
'til it starts to bubble.
And that, my friend,
is how you make trouble!
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