Hair-do

Hair-do

Comb it over

or slick it back.

Part it down the middle

like a railroad track.

Throw in some gel

or better yet, lard.

Mix it in good

so it's stiff and hard.

Spike it up,

or comb it down.

If it's grey,

dye it black or brown.



Let it fall

over your eyes,

or style it in the dark

for a nice surprise.

You can crimp,

and you can curl,

or wear piggy-tails

like a little girl.

Shave it off

or let it fall out.

If you wanna save it,

rub in oil of trout.

Make a braid

with three long strands.

Fasten it with 

old rubber bands.

Or choose the one

I haven't said.

The classic, easy to style-

bed-head!